Barking at Tourists
“You guys like comedy?”
The young Armenian-looking couple stares straight ahead; their paces don’t slow as they walk past me.
“No? Ok, no problem,” I mutter to myself before taking a quick drag of my American Spirit. I spot a 30-something white guy in a pressed suit; not my normal demographic but he’s walking slowly so I think I might be able to engage him. “Hey man, you like comedy?”
“Do I look like a fucking tourist?” He quickens his pace with a scowl.
“No, you look like a fucking asshole,” I call after him, my breath misting in front of me.